weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
is it fun? or sober?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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