I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize
