My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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