Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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