Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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