Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i wish my penis had a tongue
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
