And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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