great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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