And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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