id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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