I heard we made out
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
