ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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