If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i out mim tonsoeep
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