i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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