He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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