Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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