My brain says no but my pants say off.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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