i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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