i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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