He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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