put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We need to get me chipped asap
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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