why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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