You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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