whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
