waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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