Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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