I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
