isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
