So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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