I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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