I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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