She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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