sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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