I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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