I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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