...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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