so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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