Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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