AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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