I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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