I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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