After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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