drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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