im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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