Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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