Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
