Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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