I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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