Buhtt sex?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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