god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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