i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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