I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
