U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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