Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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