Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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